Just don't shoot the tornadoes

The night I did it

Friday when I was shit faced

I got a couple reasons I want out of the north. Firstly, taxes are really fucking high. Second, gun laws are bullshit. Third, government is corrupt af. Fourth. I fucking hate everyone here

Dude Barbarossa is amazing

Damn right

Favorite rum right there. It’s just a bitch to find sometimes

You damn pirates

Our base has a great selection

You're the reason the rum is always gone

That's me bb

My friends don’t let me drink rum around them

Nerds

I can't drink vodka around anyone

I tend to Hulk out and turn into a berserker

But it’s only with rum

We drank alot of vodka and beer

I'm an absolute shit Lord no matter what I drink

No stop memes and goon shit

Non

Someone would have to knock my ass out if I drank vodka lol

Lol

I don't drink that much honestly

When I drink, I get extremely perverted

I get quiet and lost in memories

I SAW THAT MERC

No you didn't

I saw it too

Sorry folk

CANT PROVE SHIT

*911, whats the emergency?*

FUCK YOU FED

Says the fed

Wait if I say that am I technically saying fuck me?

Exactly

That's beyond queer

Seriously now

What do y'all think about cops?

Merc you might be able to kick my ass

But