Message from @Trash Squid

Discord ID: 588209041709334548


2019-06-12 03:28:07 UTC  

Just don't shoot the tornadoes

2019-06-12 03:28:44 UTC  

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2019-06-12 03:28:48 UTC  

The night I did it

2019-06-12 03:29:11 UTC  

Friday when I was shit faced

2019-06-12 03:29:30 UTC  

I got a couple reasons I want out of the north. Firstly, taxes are really fucking high. Second, gun laws are bullshit. Third, government is corrupt af. Fourth. I fucking hate everyone here

2019-06-12 03:29:30 UTC  

Dude Barbarossa is amazing

2019-06-12 03:29:38 UTC  

Damn right

2019-06-12 03:29:58 UTC  

Favorite rum right there. It’s just a bitch to find sometimes

2019-06-12 03:30:11 UTC  

You damn pirates

2019-06-12 03:30:20 UTC  

Our base has a great selection

2019-06-12 03:30:22 UTC  

You're the reason the rum is always gone

2019-06-12 03:30:31 UTC  

That's me bb

2019-06-12 03:30:42 UTC  

My friends don’t let me drink rum around them

2019-06-12 03:30:58 UTC  

Nerds

2019-06-12 03:31:12 UTC  

I can't drink vodka around anyone

2019-06-12 03:31:40 UTC  

I tend to Hulk out and turn into a berserker

2019-06-12 03:31:49 UTC  

But it’s only with rum

2019-06-12 03:32:03 UTC  

We drank alot of vodka and beer

2019-06-12 03:32:26 UTC  

I'm an absolute shit Lord no matter what I drink

2019-06-12 03:32:37 UTC  

No stop memes and goon shit

2019-06-12 03:32:43 UTC  

Non

2019-06-12 03:33:07 UTC  

Someone would have to knock my ass out if I drank vodka lol

2019-06-12 03:33:25 UTC  

Lol

2019-06-12 03:33:36 UTC  

I don't drink that much honestly

2019-06-12 03:33:40 UTC  

When I drink, I get extremely perverted

2019-06-12 03:34:02 UTC  

I get quiet and lost in memories

2019-06-12 03:34:12 UTC  

I SAW THAT MERC

2019-06-12 03:34:17 UTC  

No you didn't

2019-06-12 03:34:20 UTC  

I saw it too

2019-06-12 03:34:25 UTC  

Sorry folk

2019-06-12 03:34:31 UTC  

CANT PROVE SHIT

2019-06-12 03:34:41 UTC  

*911, whats the emergency?*

2019-06-12 03:34:44 UTC  

FUCK YOU FED

2019-06-12 03:35:00 UTC  

Says the fed

2019-06-12 03:35:02 UTC  

Wait if I say that am I technically saying fuck me?

2019-06-12 03:35:05 UTC  

Exactly

2019-06-12 03:35:48 UTC  

That's beyond queer

2019-06-12 03:35:52 UTC  

Seriously now

2019-06-12 03:36:04 UTC  

What do y'all think about cops?

2019-06-12 03:36:04 UTC  

Merc you might be able to kick my ass

2019-06-12 03:36:12 UTC  

But