Nukes

the only way to be sure

Between Akiko and Asami, they might just have enough destructive force

cross that with Erek's intent and a forgiving DM and it's suddenly plausible. . .

Ok, so I was installing sliding doors on a track with my family yesterday. Ans when I was asked to put one up I said "Sure, I'll hang the door like epstein" and no one laughed

redpill them son

I try

We're still on why I need more than the 2 guns they know about, and why red flags/ERPOs are bad and will be abused

I havent even gotten to like the real heavy tinfoil hat stuff yet

drop them treblinka conspiracies on em

maybe don't actually, thats why all of my friends stopped talking to me

I'll ease them into it with the Tuskegee experiment and MK ultra

i used to think i had one big buttcheek and a really tiny one as a kid but i didnt realize that i was just layin on one side of my body feeling my own ass and that the way i was laying was the cause

fuck. my. life.

so the pest control guy that the landlords hired is here and i had no idea he was inside

heard my door open thinking it was my girlfriend, so didn't bother to close out the shotgun suicide i was watching on bestgore

*He. Saw. Everything.*

That's rough

idk whats worse


the fact that the dude blew his head off with a saiga 12 gauge

or the fact that me and the pest dude watched it happen together

imo the pest dude witnessing it.

Not gonna lie bois I'm stressed. About how when the happenstance happens, if I can make it home without any hitches.

@Kaptain bonez bro what the *fuck* kicked off *that*?

I mean - vent or explain or elaborate what you wanna

but.

ah shit man let me make a long story as short as possible

@/K/owboy how many timezones different are you?

basically we had issues with our landlord being a dick to us and making us pay late fees and shit which already had my old man pissed off, but then one day our well pump went out so we had no water - old man calls the landlord, he says he'll be out the next day to fix it

next day, nothing

day after that - old man is absolutely furious

went up to the landlords house and cussed him out, landlord said he was gonna evict us (for no real reason other than to be a cuck), old man came home and shot a deer that night just to throw the head in his driveway

@INNYGMATYK three

@Kaptain bonez Old man is legend. Still sucks about the other quick changes you had to make my dude. . .

yehh it be like that :/

@/K/owboy as someone else worried about transport, I feel that - I hope we figure something out ;( you going to EST?

@Kaptain bonez it do - it all creaks - and it never ends

but I'm glad you stuck around, man.

@INNYGMATYK no, central. Honestly if my old piece of shit car can make it to the airport, and I don't get snagged by OSI or secfo, I'm good.

Central is ideal tbh

Full on big gay, that's what this shit is partly for. I don't use it enough but yeah no, y'all aint alone

tfw your closest friend is basically a commie now

@Kaptain bonez it be like that. Had a friemd that moved to Seattle and went full militant left

Shit blows

Usually involves a female too