Ive always been a pessimist

Just how im wired

I feel that.

I started being a pessimist because thats how i saw the world. Now i do it for hits and giggles

i feel like pessimism is kinda useless, don't stress about things out of your control and if you can take direct action and change things around you doit

Tell that to my brain

thats a world view thing you will have to fix king

Yeah well

i feel both disgusted and extremely weird

apparently my fiancees cousin is now a stripper/camwhore, and theres a video floating around of a chick shoving her hand down said cousins pants inna club

Damn

My cous9n is a suicide girl

So your not alone

F

@queefburgler dude what's her screen name? Lol

Lol I second this request

Ive seen her nudes nothing impressive

@queefburgler that isnt what I asked

I need it, for research

Lol

@queefburgler @Hellhound6 merc is a scholar, you're impeding some of the most in depth research of the boog nation

He's right you know, I have been on a quest to bring us strippers.

I mean...camp followers

You mean warbrides

Bring me a big tiddy eldar gf andnill provide sause

Groupies*

Pack Mules*

Cum dumpsters*

Baby Poppers

Sammich providers

[ smerc ]

*you just activated my Trap Card*

**D I C K W A S H E R S**

Ayyyyy

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Ball cleaners

Gnob Goblins

. . . I would fix that spelling

but I like it. . .

Dick jockies

Taco faced spider demons