Message from @Sir Harndes

Discord ID: 584609584623124532


2019-06-02 05:02:06 UTC  

When the fuck did that happen

2019-06-02 05:02:33 UTC  

Pedialyte the day of. Always

2019-06-02 05:02:39 UTC  

Depends on a lot of factors

2019-06-02 05:03:05 UTC  

Metabolism, whether you ate that day, how much you ate and how long ago

2019-06-02 05:03:30 UTC  

Right now I’m deciding between the rum in my freezer or the northern lights in my closet

2019-06-02 05:04:50 UTC  

Ate, but over 4 hours ago, granola bar. Solid 4 or 5 doubles of rum, and a girl beer

2019-06-02 05:04:56 UTC  

Mistakes were made

2019-06-02 05:06:54 UTC  

You mixed two types of drinks

2019-06-02 05:07:05 UTC  

Of course you're hazy af

2019-06-02 05:07:35 UTC  

That’s a wives tale

2019-06-02 05:08:14 UTC  

The last time mixed distilled and fermented I masturbated a beer bottle

2019-06-02 05:08:16 UTC  

IS IT WIVES TALE!

2019-06-02 05:08:22 UTC  

OH GOD OH FUCK

2019-06-02 05:08:31 UTC  

I THOUGHT IT WAS WISE TALE

2019-06-02 05:08:47 UTC  

It’s really old wives’s take

2019-06-02 05:08:55 UTC  

Take

2019-06-02 05:08:57 UTC  

It's true

2019-06-02 05:09:13 UTC  

Was whiskey and red lager

2019-06-02 05:09:15 UTC  

Tale goddamnit

2019-06-02 05:09:32 UTC  

That lager was awful

2019-06-02 05:09:46 UTC  

But that whiskey was reasonable

2019-06-02 05:09:50 UTC  

Big gey

2019-06-02 05:09:55 UTC  

Love whiskey

2019-06-02 05:10:11 UTC  

Depends on the brand but yeah samehere

2019-06-02 05:10:15 UTC  

In out of whiskey sadly. Turning 21 in a month tho

2019-06-02 05:12:24 UTC  

Have fun with that

2019-06-02 05:13:02 UTC  

Last photo before doom

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/584610404940906565/20190602_021228.jpg

2019-06-02 05:13:18 UTC  

F for respects

2019-06-02 05:13:34 UTC  

THAT BEER WAS AWFUL UGH

2019-06-02 05:13:57 UTC  

Lol

2019-06-02 05:14:13 UTC  

Does it count as breakfast or a late night snack if I make waffles

2019-06-02 05:14:30 UTC  

If I drink I only drink whiskey

2019-06-02 05:14:47 UTC  

Late night

2019-06-02 05:15:06 UTC  

Fuck now I want food

2019-06-02 05:15:47 UTC  

So you're turning 21 in a month

2019-06-02 05:15:54 UTC  

Cool

2019-06-02 05:16:14 UTC  

And I'm bored af to eat

2019-06-02 05:17:19 UTC  

You better stuff ones in s strippers thong @Deleted User

2019-06-02 05:18:12 UTC  

Yep, July.

2019-06-02 05:18:17 UTC  

And I'm too broke for that fam

2019-06-02 05:20:09 UTC  

That's why you've gotta go out and do hood rat shit