oh thats dope af

i want a smart watch but i couldnt wear it at work

due to strict compound rules

Why would you want a smartwatch made by the damn communist chinese when you could get yourself a genuine, American made, vault tec engineered pip boy

ikr

Need to fix my watch tho

I'll shoot you in the dick @AKAlexei

Just appreciate the watch

With a fucking NUKE SYMBOL FOR A FACE

WORN BY THE MASTER RACE

Oof I had too

Im holding squid hostage, got a gun to his dicm

My demands are as follows

Crucifiction of pedos

*In my best President Bush impersonation*: we do not negotiate with terrorists

Full scale invasion and summary execution of anyone on Little St. Johns Island

Well fuck you then.

Sorry squid. No dick for you

Damn, you're gonna make the other sailors really sad dude

its fine i have a spare

Meh

Too busy making nazi jokes to care

What gun is that?

Not a gun nut, sorry

taurus

9mm

Jeez

Well, brazilian police officers use them

No wonder why they want to switch'em

Btw

I feel like from now on

You know, they've got recognized to shoot without pulling the trigger

Anyone who starts saying super retarded shit like earlier needs to be known as a Garrett

I agree

Taurus is a brazilian company, so that's a no no

I second that motion

Goddamn I step out for a little bit and y’all went straight hostile as shit

My friend made a poster of me in my grille suit

Reminds me of Kapkan