Hey, don't jinx that shit I might be driving a tank through Tehran if you do

Boy

i'll be coming up the rivers

Like I'd go back and try to enlist if shit popped off but fuck the desert

You’re gonna be 2 months late to any invasion with a camera. No tank riding

Oh you haven't heard

I didn't get 4500

1800 is mine now

Signed and sealed

Nope. My opinion of you is still shaped as a photofag

Eh. Fair.

Ah well I guess that’s a real combat arms branch

Can we start calling him raptorman

fucin want

https://mysoutherntactical.com/collections/t-shirts/products/yeet-dad-hat

Death before dismount. Mech life isn’t terrible

@Hellhound6 I'm fine with raptorman

Beats being a gravel agitator.

So

I did both lol. Mech over that “light” life any day

Ayyyy

Too lazy to just walk

walking is gay

Gotta ride a tin can everywhere

No, too lazy to walk with 100 plus pounds of light weight crap on my back

WALKING BUILDS CHARACTEE

SO DOES DEATH

@Trash Squid gay jokes? From you? Really?

ight im going to bed i'll talk to you boys later

yes

Later homie

your gonna be a marine your gonna be extra gay

See ya

Fair

Hes not wrong

night goons

These are solid points

Night dadmin

So. Guess I'm Raptorman now

Like every branch has homoerotic tendencies but god damn..

Man back in the older days it was fine. You play gay chicken now and you get a sexual harassment charge