"Turns out that today he just wants to stay in, “but I can show you what I got here if you want,” he says, at which point he leads me to a walk-in closet, which is where I learn that Malone owns a disconcerting amount of weaponry. “This is an M14 – the gun Navy SEALs use,” he says, placing a chunky rifle in my hands. He takes it back, hands over a Walther PPK – “James Bond’s gun” – with decorative engraving down the barrel. Next up are a .44 Desert Eagle hand cannon and an M1911 pistol, then two gold-plated Glocks – “I’d never actually shoot these.” Finally, there’s his Cobalt AR-15, an assault rifle, specially modified to pass California regulations, that he’s particularly proud of. “Looks like something out of Halo, right?”

He ducks into a bathroom to ash the cigarette he’s smoking, then makes for his master bedroom, which he shares with his longtime girlfriend, Ashlen. On the floor beside their bed is a pump-action Mossberg shotgun: “Great for home defense.” He reaches behind a pillow, fishes out an FN Five-Seven pistol fitted with a laser sight and – to better disorient any home invaders, he explains – a strobe light. He goes behind another pillow, pulls out a Glock 19. “This is for Ashlen. It’s supereasy to use.”"

His tastes are a little fuddish but he isn't a fudd on policy so he's cool in my book

Dude is goon potential

I dont like his music, but hes growing on me now haha

>literally has millions of dollars
>lives in cali
>buys his shit legally

not a fudd i'd say but instead a normal guy

We should host a meet up for all of us haha

Down

Same

VA is a great place for guns

There's a range near me in Manassas that will let you shoot up to anything including a .50 cal

Nm os to actually even though we are democratic we are 9pne carry with minimal restictions

Out here we have the desert so we also have a place that will let you shoot 50 cals

I live in AK right now, but i'll be in AZ come this time next year

Arkansas or alsaka

@queefburgler love those places

Alaska

I'll be shipping this december so if were gonna do this, I'd like to do it preferably before I ship

Damn hows the wehter

Hot

75-80 degrees

Howd the mosquitoes

They can pickup my car and fly off

Shit it was like 95 roday

Well in a month itll be 20 degrees and in 2 -20

Fuck haha, stock o
Up on birdshot

Damn

So the seasons change and temps drop like it was -35 in march and in may it was 65

so 100 degree temp shift in 2 months

Wiw

but ya boi will be in Iraqistan soon so rip

Have fun in the sandbox

I'll be there probably by next year

Rip

not much going on unless iran pops off

if then ya boi will be dead

You'll be fine and so will I

Shit i wish i had kept my mouth shut when i teied with the army

They went sesrching through my meducal r3cor3ds

That's the way to do it

Oof