Message from @queefburgler
Discord ID: 607788194930360322
It's the most sobering and awful decision you'll make but looking back it's lit
Yeah
I'm army though so
What's your MOS? And not the designation, y'alls are different from ours
13R, Field Artillery target aquisition
Nice. They got me in 1800, combat support. Hoping for tank and amphibious assault vehicle
The boogaloo is a meme and we're a group that is organized to help people
;)
That would be dope
Also were we picking callsigns?
Yeah
Yeah I just provide enemy IDF target intel top air and ground units to smack em
Nice
Hmmm call signs
I operate a radar and shit, just a smarter forward observer
RadarDaddy is mine
Nice!
I think ill st8ck with queefburgler
we should recruit post malone
Fuck yes
Ole boy gets tactical
Post is actually a p cool guy.
He grew up not far from me
oh in NY?
He's a total fucking gun nut is what he is
Dude is armed to the fucking teeth
He's building a doomsday bunker in Wyoming
Nice
Like all cement place armed to the teeth
he said "so him and his homies can be safe if sometyhing happend"
He's gonna fucking put in an olive garden I guarantee it
No doubt
have the bitch stocked for years with staff
And their breadsticks
Fuck i want breadsticks now
"Post, who later explains that he’s earnestly interested in “alternate news,” “chemtrails,” and “conspiracy shit,” said that he keeps the guns in part because “the world is going to shit,” and “something’s coming.” OK man!"
"Turns out that today he just wants to stay in, “but I can show you what I got here if you want,” he says, at which point he leads me to a walk-in closet, which is where I learn that Malone owns a disconcerting amount of weaponry. “This is an M14 – the gun Navy SEALs use,” he says, placing a chunky rifle in my hands. He takes it back, hands over a Walther PPK – “James Bond’s gun” – with decorative engraving down the barrel. Next up are a .44 Desert Eagle hand cannon and an M1911 pistol, then two gold-plated Glocks – “I’d never actually shoot these.” Finally, there’s his Cobalt AR-15, an assault rifle, specially modified to pass California regulations, that he’s particularly proud of. “Looks like something out of Halo, right?”
He ducks into a bathroom to ash the cigarette he’s smoking, then makes for his master bedroom, which he shares with his longtime girlfriend, Ashlen. On the floor beside their bed is a pump-action Mossberg shotgun: “Great for home defense.” He reaches behind a pillow, fishes out an FN Five-Seven pistol fitted with a laser sight and – to better disorient any home invaders, he explains – a strobe light. He goes behind another pillow, pulls out a Glock 19. “This is for Ashlen. It’s supereasy to use.”"
His tastes are a little fuddish but he isn't a fudd on policy so he's cool in my book