Message from @Foxhound
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What type of tanks? Modern or *Classic*
We takin Rhodesia back
Yep
That's the new goal
Volunteers are plentiful
No pay needed
Oh please, Deaths Head, you and I both know that you wouldn't need much more than a company of T-55s or hell, even outdated fucking WWI German land fortress tanks to end the Zimbabwe government
just starve em out
oh. wait
We'll have to take fight through Mozambique too
Starve them out? Bro, they're a socialist communist nation; starvation is the norm
T-55's wouldn't be bad... ideally I would take 10 Abrams or 10 t-62's
Easy weight guys
Picture it though:
A quiet afternoon in Rhodesia, Floppies enjoying flinging their shit at one another when the ground starts rumbling. One of them screeches a warning as tanks bearing the Deaths Head flag Crest a nearby ridge open fire on the crowds, while Fortunate Son blasts out of jury rigged speakers.
Ah.... I can smell the diesel and gun powder now
Deaths Head, stop, my penis can only get so erect
B e a u t i f u l
Why not freedom fighters
If I had to take a classic tank though? Panzer VI Ausf D
The tanks soften them up first
I told you, gimme 10 good hard men who are willing to get their hands dirty and their faces covered in the blood of their enemies, and Rhodesia will be restored in two days. And if you think that I can't accomplish more violence than a company of your tanks, Deaths Head, oh boy you are surely mistaken. I'm talking Nugget Security Inc. level psychotic violence
Honestly tanks are irrelevant in Africa
The top one is my phone background
Especially Zimbabwe
Fuck you tanks are never irrelevant
But the bush tho
They break morale like a mother fucker
As a future tank driver for the Marine Corps, I too am insulted xD
I mean this was a prob in nam
Oh shit a tank boi?
There was places they couldn’t go
He's got a point there, but that's why you have the Rhodie light infantry
What *bush*? You mean the terrain I just ran the fuck over in a tank going 60km/h?
Not to mention their Georges. Those fuckin things carried everything, ammo, the troopies, and machine guns
Or the shit coated in napalm and roasted floppies?
Lots of machine guns
Listen
The bush is the term for thicc jungle
Give Konot his men