To paraphrase Cpt. Barbossa, ya best startin' believin' in conspiracy theories... you're in one

hm perhaps

im just waiting for the boogaloo. me and a few others already have a plan to just set up shop and call it our home

I don't know about y'all, but me? I just wanna live in the woods and shoot shit

I just want to take Rhodesia back

I want to change things

Speaking of that

IF (theoretically) the boogaloo did happen in rhodesia, what's the one gun you'd wanna have on you?

AK

Chambering 7.62. Ammo is common and easily obtainable on the continent as are replacement parts in the event of a catastrophic malfunction

I was going to say FAL but your case makes a valid point

Don't get me wrong I have nothing but love for the Belgian freedom boi, but when it comes to a combat situation, people tend to favor aesthetic over functionality and practical necessity

This is the biggest reason I love the AK platform

It's a remarkable piece of machinery that doesn't jam, doesn't overheat, and unless you literally do everything you can to abuse it, won't fail in a combat environment

It's so simple to operate a child can do it, and they often do in Africa

And because of the cold war and the Russo-Afghan war, it's the most common weapon in the world

I actually had a buddy who met a few russians and apparently they are the polar opposite of us, they prefer the armalite and western standards over their own

Go to any conflict zone on the planet and you'll find it

Ak, FAL is great but parts are hard to come by

Sooo

You've devolved into edgy cunts

Bout time

Buttons on your skivies

p e r h a p s

*like you have any right to talk*

I'm a butterknight not an edgelord thank you

Bull

Nothing wrong with loving Rhodesia you fucker

It's a good story

Take that back or so help me ill nuke it

I'll nuke you

*hides rhodedisans never die shirt*

If you actually have one can you send me the link to it?

I want one

Or 7

No

little angry i cant get a rhodesian flag from amazon

Big gey

very

Fuck you Merc you greedy bastard

I dont even remember where I got it lol