Lay a hand on my workers and you'll deal directly with me, seeing as my investments will also make my both your comrade in arms AND your employer

@Foxhound no harming of the locals

Unless they throws pebbles

Then you go rambo screaming " THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD" in incoherent english

Or you know... we could just... give them decent commendations for their work efforts to ensure maximum productivity and I could get you in on my investment and we can push up the stock price and all make some money

I mean that or benevolent dictators

And what? Overthrow the government? You'd need a far larger force and then we're bogged down by the petty crap that is running a country

Or you knkw

I could feel a pebble

And quicksave

I mean it depends on the country

You wanna do that, go to the mog

What if we hit Maduro and reinstated capitalism

Mog?

Mogadishu

Oh fuck that

@AKAlexei obviously I'm joking

I know ;)

....we could be Pinochets

Kill drug dealers and Communists

Build a thriving country

Or

Revolution in Spain

They have hot womeb

Women*

Fuck killing drug dealers, make that shit legal so we can sell it to other worthless countries and then partner with the US for intel and oil so they won't fuck with us

@AKAlexei see theres the issue

Thats how CIA goon squads show up

^^^

If we did it in lets say Slavic lands itd be different

So we pay them in drug money to continue funding the war on terror in the middle east

And I would sooner die than be a low life roach of a dealer

I say we take over a small country, very small at first.

Then make it strong enough to survive

Rename it Wakanda

And run around asking "Wakanda nonsense is this"

Ok I hate you

I was gonna name it mandalore

I APPROVE

Dude. The liberals would lose it if we took over a country

"White imperialists on the rise"