FUCK YEAH

i love Hawaii food

Like, katsu chicken bomb af

Modern problems = modern solutions

WHERE IS YOUR ROCK OR SOMETHING

I’m using my multi tool eating stick

Also doubles as ninja star

Change a tire

Oi you army fucks or those with medical training know any aids for migraines?

I'm past the safe dosage on painkiller and caffeine didnt help

Maybe lay down with your feet up

Or weed

Painkillers will fuck you up permanently

Try chamomile and lavender tea

essential oils don't work for shit, but tea does

Maybe the chamomile

try a fat line of cocaine

CCCCOCAINE CCCYEAH

DOCTOR ROCKSO THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN

I can do that voice

Also murderface

Next person to suggest weed gets strangled by my bootlace. Sick of people suggesting it.

I like squids plan

Hit yourself in the head with a rock and see if that cancels the pain out

"Have you tried cbd"

Going with hobbits plan for the fucking fun

Have you tried filling your asshole with mint leaves

Idk if itll do anything but itll probabky feel cool

Suck your own dick, your cum has lots og nutrients

Shove a stick down your penis hole

that and getting sucked off always fixes my migraine and headache

^

I usually forget about the headache

So yeah, suck on brother

Just sleep on it

It’s the only thing to do

Peppermint oil on the temple, stick feet in hot water with ice on neck

Or try that pom shit

Advice from my gf

Massage yer arse with a an 8mm Mauser round or bigger

I genuinely want to hit all of you with a bat lmao