But i just drink straight vodka so

Damn rip bro. Medical will fuck you

One of my friends who got selected for pilot got kicked out air force completely for having too large pupils

She was in her senior year too

Oof

Top cadet

And I cant even get in

Ever just not wanna do anything but you gotta adult

And look like a normal member of society

Heres to hoping medical doesnt find out i got hemmerhoids when i try to enlist

I got to the end of boot camp n shit and got forced out before soi

Or during more or less

Damn man, that sucks

Its all G we can all serve the country in diff ways

Shit happens

Hence the "vacation"

Daddi merc

No

You is strong military daddi

True

You dids a goods

Nah

U DIDS A GOODS

Merc daddi teach me the way of the gun

For real I didn't do shit

You tried

True

Can i has some money for school books and totally not psychedelic drugs

More than most will

Thats more than can be said for a majority of americans

School books you say?

You dont need education thats commie nonsense

I'm the only princess here damnit.

Back to your room young man

Still though I didn't fight or anything hell I waa barely given the ega

But you got cool training

You got yelled at which is always fun

>:( wait

Merc trainings worth it

I like yellin at people its funny

Someone yelled at me daddi