Message from @thedarkness05
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And make sure they aren't white
Don't forget your bootbands
or your Reflective PT belt. Probably wouldn't have been hit by incoming fire if you were wearing it
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I bet he had has hands in his pockets like a shitbag
He woulda known all of this had he read every single item on the Commandant's suggested reading list
Shouldn't have fallen asleep during the powerpoint
Speaking of which
What, you have some online training for us?
You know they added another week to bootcamp for fucking sexual harassment
Yeah, yeah I do
They wouldn't have these problems if they could haze. But muh feelings and stress cards
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Did you have to deal with any trannies while in 😒
I didnt, no
I ain't saying vote for beto, but ya know..
It'll speed things along
\k\ollapse 2020
It'll be a hell of a hoot to watch it all burn, thats for sure
You bring the rip it n beers I've got the steaks n chairs
Who's got the boogblow?
You spelled war bitch wrong
Watchout, this guy's a badass. Taught by the big boss himself
Bruh I hate those types
Like i know I'm not high-speed but I'm better than that fucktard
You just jealous you haven't been trained in the MCMAP Blackbelt Secret Slap Technique
Crouching Jarhead, Hidden Pimpslap
Ill have you know, I was trained in the forbidden technique of the knife hand
Not the knife hand. It is said that the saltier you are, the more powerful it becomes
Kinda shitty that they "banned" it
Kinder,gentler military
Well yeah, the Corps is a tolerant and inclusive place, diversity is their strength after all
Excuse me while I blow my brains out
I ask Chesty for forgiveness in uttering that, he'd be ashamed at whats become of his beloved Corps
Think Mattis cries over it too?
I bet he does. But he at least could've tried improving things as Sec Def, rather than resigning
He was in conflict with trump, can't blame the man for stepping down
Neither can I, but he at least could've played ball a bit to benefit his own. Politics is messy, especially at the top