Message from @thedarkness05

Discord ID: 622151534481899541


2019-09-13 19:17:37 UTC  

10 seconds or so

2019-09-13 19:17:50 UTC  

Muscle spasm most likely, happens to me every now and then

2019-09-13 19:17:55 UTC  

Hyrdrate fag

2019-09-13 19:18:02 UTC  

^

2019-09-13 19:18:04 UTC  

^that's what I was thinking

2019-09-13 19:18:04 UTC  

Take a knee

2019-09-13 19:18:09 UTC  

Wot

2019-09-13 19:18:17 UTC  

And rub dirt in it

2019-09-13 19:18:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/622149233788715013/97969d19f3ba32492d2cbaadab1e7f90.jpg

2019-09-13 19:19:19 UTC  

Don't forget motrin

2019-09-13 19:19:34 UTC  

and changing your socks most of all

2019-09-13 19:20:05 UTC  

The fuck does socks have to do with anything???

2019-09-13 19:20:28 UTC  

You'd be surprised. The Corpsman knows what he's talking about

2019-09-13 19:20:59 UTC  

If you can’t focus vision for an extended period it could be stress/anxiety induced blindness#

2019-09-13 19:24:35 UTC  

Missing a limb? Should have changed your socks sooner

2019-09-13 19:24:57 UTC  

And make sure they aren't white

2019-09-13 19:25:50 UTC  

Don't forget your bootbands

2019-09-13 19:26:27 UTC  

or your Reflective PT belt. Probably wouldn't have been hit by incoming fire if you were wearing it

2019-09-13 19:26:46 UTC  

^

2019-09-13 19:27:13 UTC  

I bet he had has hands in his pockets like a shitbag

2019-09-13 19:28:04 UTC  

He woulda known all of this had he read every single item on the Commandant's suggested reading list

2019-09-13 19:28:30 UTC  

Shouldn't have fallen asleep during the powerpoint

2019-09-13 19:29:23 UTC  

Speaking of which

2019-09-13 19:29:50 UTC  

What, you have some online training for us?

2019-09-13 19:29:52 UTC  

You know they added another week to bootcamp for fucking sexual harassment

2019-09-13 19:30:06 UTC  

Yeah, yeah I do

2019-09-13 19:30:39 UTC  

They wouldn't have these problems if they could haze. But muh feelings and stress cards

2019-09-13 19:30:47 UTC  

^

2019-09-13 19:38:02 UTC  

Did you have to deal with any trannies while in 😒

2019-09-13 19:43:47 UTC  

I didnt, no

2019-09-13 20:28:46 UTC  

I ain't saying vote for beto, but ya know..

2019-09-13 20:29:08 UTC  

It'll speed things along

2019-09-13 20:32:13 UTC  

\k\ollapse 2020

2019-09-13 20:33:03 UTC  

It'll be a hell of a hoot to watch it all burn, thats for sure

2019-09-13 20:35:14 UTC  

You bring the rip it n beers I've got the steaks n chairs

2019-09-13 20:35:30 UTC  

deal

2019-09-13 20:50:11 UTC  

Who's got the boogblow?

2019-09-13 20:50:30 UTC  
2019-09-13 21:42:38 UTC  

You spelled war bitch wrong

2019-09-13 21:54:31 UTC  

Watchout, this guy's a badass. Taught by the big boss himself