if my child went missing in a national forest and they'd deny me that I would slay the Earth

You know if you request all you info the fed services have on you which you can, and it comes back and it tells you they're processing or some shit like that, that means you're under investigation for something

Maybe not directly but you're tied in someway

Good to know

I should do that on like a yearly basis lmao

I am luckily not under investigation for anything.

@thedarkness05 dude this is scary me already

Yeah that's what is recommended

:'c

why the fuck would so many kids dissapear with a dog ?

LEMME FIND A WINDIGO AND FUCK IT

What if I bite wendigo ?

Since we're all on the cryptid spoopy shit

Look if your scared of paranormal shit right

If you're all good boys and traps, I'll tell y'all about a wild woods experience I had some years back. After I actually eat first lmao

This is how I figured out how to not be afraid of anything

c: yeeee

I'm not afraid really afraid. Its more so of how much my eyes will be peeled back to a greater reality

I stopped being a pussy when I brought endless heat on myself during the meme wars, had nightmares but was never scared

Ah, a fellow meme vet

can u triforce ?

If by chance you come upon a supernatural or spooky element, Just pull your dick out, Imply your going to fuck or get fucked, If they consent guess what you ain't dying, and you maybe get a cool spooky SO, If they don't consent whatever you die, Now don't try this shit on zombies, I do not like the concept of zombies at all, but if it has a brain and can think, it probably has urges like everyone else too

I'm just saying if I was a cryptid and a nigga whipped his dick out, he ain't afraid of anything, and I don't wanna fuck with this dude

It be like that

We all gotta go anyway, and shiet heaven or hell "How'd you get here" Tried to fuck a Skin walker, it killed me" Wicked dudeeee

Ive always been intrigued by the shadow people that meth heads talks about

I've never heard of le shadow people

Time to read up nibbas

usually a sleep paralysis or psychoactive kind of thing,but its seen a lot by tweakers

They're wild. Look up the hat man specifically

Just speaking about this shit wills it into existence in a universe somewhere

hahah Fuck y'all

Yeet

fuck you I'm gonna speak directly into your brain in a different universe like some sort of chaotic abyssal legion of dead gods haunting your brain until you immolate yourself in a gas station parking lot for relief

lol

Pls will big titty werewolf wife into existence pls

I am of big sad, will die alone

paypal me a dollar for a smoke and i gotchu

Aight, done

Gibe me dat