This is my plan that I came up with in the mountains

Totally original

Indeed

Boats n hoes

Just sayin

Why use boats when you can have a viking longship

It's still a boat

So

Boats and hoes

Longships and wenches

Scratch that

Wenched and mead

Wenches*

scratch that

Blackjack and Hookers

Idk, my cousin got a nice yacht recently. Perfect for those watery exfils during the boog

I dont talk to him all that much, but we are damned simular in outlook and preparedness. Some how

Boi, thats the whole boogboi

Even has a 95 wrangler, so them EMPs wont fry his land bugout vehicle. We've been talking about splitting a humvee pr a 2 ton truck

Was thinkin Humvees for the Bumblee - but - damn lmao

Im not about ten feet to the gallon

You dont want humvees

Maybe mrap or stryker things better suited for ieds

o b v i o i s l y guys or I'd be walking in here asking "anyone know any good humvee dealers? I just 3D printed my nitro tank and lookin for pointers"

MRAPs are fucking sexy tbh - but, I think we really do be runnin technicals

Just get a ricer. Go fast

Id did like marsocz Humvees tho they had squar backs that they could just shoot their rifles outta

Speed is a form of armor

yeah but with speed

the terrain becomes an enemy combatant

Gotta know what you're doing

"*get a ricer - go fast*"

**one tank trap**

Not neccessarily but it does limit freedomnof manuver

okay have fun

All of your wheels don't necessarily have to be on the ground

Or lift the ricer

Strykers can survive without a few wheels lol

One time i saw one that had no outer wall and was just rolling on a blowout

Holy shit

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@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT yes but your dinky fucking subaru sport my peen is gonna be fucking useless when you pull up to a road covered in splosion-blown branches