Yaaaa

Gonna make another wizard staff?

Mmm might fuck around and make the bolt staff

Gonna hafta relearn some basic electric shit

Well boys I'm combat medical certified

Here the dummy I had to save

Me rn

But fuck yeah our party has a healer

Bro I had no idea what to do with the dick and balls

U eat them for power

Had to wet compact it

That mf missing a left too and my word

Look what u boi just got

Oh lort

Had to get the tourniquet tight as shit

Oof, I feel bad for the dummy

Fr i thought it was a drunk man that shit the F R O N T of his pants

Same I looked at my instructor and was like ight so I'd just go ahead and put hime down right

But it be like that sometimes. Remember, making involuntary eunuchs does wonders to cripple enemy morale

It was wild af though had to run in a building with s.oke and gun fire

But I should start my EMT stuff in january

Strobes and shot

hehe we are the CBT unit

Was dark af

Had to stop his water fountain like bleeding fro. His leg did that shit I 20sec

Id love to do that kinda stress training. My fatass needs to put in the work so I can sign up

Had to perform a Cricothyrotomy beces he wasn't breathing

Which in the dark was hard af trying to cut the neck

Howd u get into that

We all could benefit

Navy

Gots to be navy

My new unit asked if I wanted to doit because they need medics on every attack boat

I actually got awarded patches by ex seal for my squads CQB runs during airsoft

So I've been tranning for it since Thursday

And we did written and practical today

Hell yeet

Got all my dosages down for ketimen and shit aswell