*stuffs pocket full of derringers*

I want to be able to wave my libertarian flag without being tired from walking around

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That too takes "training"

The only training i take is going to the range, but then again i go to the range once a year.

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Cool story

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Lol

Seent

Gonna be flying my anime merch during the boogaloo

Found the weeb

""*the*""

My plan is to die in the boog and be granted 72 big tiddie anime waifus in heaven

Alright, I can get that

and monster girls too

best fucking isakai

So anyway there I was, surrounded by 20 ninjas at work

Seent

damn them wild hawgs

But nah, I was trying to break a bolt on a seat

Couldnt get it to budge, homie comes over with an impact drill and just says "watch n learn"

Why couldn't you use a hand-crank, store-bought, semi-auto Drill?

cOaT hAnGeR

Cuz regulations bub

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Actually

I like that one a lot, though

Got into my boss's son's car to get it the fuck out of my way

this one does not spark joy

Nibba had a ruger 357 in the floor

Not tucked away, or anything

alrighty time to get drunk and watch anime

. . . you're sober? . .

yes

Awww