Fuck that

Fuck all of that

try telling my old man that, legs look like a goddamn cueball when its hot out

Lmfao

Fire os good for ticks as well

Fire fixes most problems

Fire even fixes fire

Pro tip: put some 90% rubbing alcohol in a spray bottle, kills the little shits almost instantly and can save you inna field

If you do it right

^^

How does one do that

Fire fixing fire?

Yee

Controlled burning

You get rid of the fuel and the fire won't spread

That's a big fact right there

Oh. Fire and control are not my forte when mixed

@Kaptain bonez I use a spray and a lighter to fire my skin

They die more quick

i mean, you might as well rub napalm on your legs if your going that far

Yes

Nag

Get some willy Pete

Who needs skin at this point

Well it works

and im alive

Just talking shit bubba

Side note

Girls: "i should spray some OFF onto my clothes

Boogie boys:

There's boog strippers

That's what I was doing while drunk til i got hit with the news from lastnight

rounding up strippers?

(She initiated the conversation about politics and the boog)

@Kaptain bonez yes

For morale purposes

*SO YEAH I'M A BOOGIE BOI, YOU KNOW THE COLLAPSE IS COMING SOON? I GOT SOME EVERCLEAR AND A GLOCK IN MY TACOMA INCASE A COP GETS OUT OF LINE. YOU WANNA RIDE WITH ME TO 50 PUTNAM DRIVE?*

Lmao

Honestly I only talk about that shit ironically n thru memes

ain't no shame in it

I talk about it and people think im nuts

Yep