“Are there monsters in the closet daddy?”

“Well gee idk son”

*puts on nods*

*racks bolt*
Let's go clear it together, grab your nerf gun

But yeah, it be like that. Honestly, I'd feel bad for the monster

where do ya boi fit in the rpg class of the booj

or im a unique NPC that sells dr0gs n wepoins

@Hellhound6 I've done that with my glock. Probably will start with my aSsAuLt RiFlE next

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio what system we talkin here? Pathfinder, 5E, Savage Worlds, Rifts, Cyberpunk 2020, ect?

ima say just mostly general rp but i wanna say cyberpunk

Because if its PF I could see you as maybe an artificer, with a few levels tossed into barbarian, and maybe a level in alchemist

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio I always pictured you as a shamanic wizard with barbarian combat stats imo

:Y

@thedarkness05 yo lmao

I was trying to roll a uh..Magus ? in Pathfinder

Right? Good calls

I just wanted to make weapons and like

when i stabbed mfers through the chest,cast chain lightning out my sword and blast his homies

all classes have ""Craft ______""

(in 3.5, anyway)

yee funny story actually

I mean PF has craft too. But I think his creations deserve a lil bit extra flavor

was playing Pathfinder with a group of some ppl, eh it was like a really weird crowd,all they fucking did was bitch n moan about the logisitcs of fucking magic missiles n shit

That sounds lame AF. Magic Missile never misses. End of story

> Magic
> Missile
> Logistics

and that was just retarded to sit through,i joined a week late and we wedged my dude in there,he was a bear,but he was that real weird looking bear without fur because he was probably the only one to survive a black dragon attack because his father shielded him with magic. Anyways, the lady dming fucking just railroaded us through the game,gave one dude she liked a lot of this "goddess coins" that literally he could flip and we would be outta trouble. I fucking hated it because I'm rolling fucking crits whenever i hit a fucking 13+ on a d20 so my ass wants to murder

00ft

bruh

sounds likea wrong crowd

Big time

@thedarkness05 also fucking major was brought to mind

Payne

so im drinking with the dm one night and the she lets up that on our quest there is a fucking crystal we gotta dig outta the desert and find into a dead gods crown

and i hate this group so i devise a plan

@Hellhound6 go git me field knife lmaoo

i am dumping as many points into crafting as a I can,craft items to boost my other weak stats, by the the end of it all my shit is near 25

i mean i got earrings,necklakces,teeth caps. I look a giant fucking rat version of mr. t

i just wanted to be able to succeed in my destruction of the party

We take the gem to a dragonborne blacksmith and he's gonna cut it. I fucking intimidate him,saying im a better smith and i succeed,n he chickens the fuck out. I tell the party we'll save money doing so and if anyones pissed ill split some gold with them.

So i put the gems in the crown and since im the partys front man i'm gonna carry it since im stronk

get to dead god corpse in desert,everyone else is pretty fucking whipped from fighting sand wurms to get to this massive dead fucker.

the game is damn near over.

So some story bullshit happens. Everyones mad excited and im playing into it,and they go " Alright Thomatorr,lets put the crown on and finally destroy the Magus temple. " and as I retrieve from my bag. I look everyone in the eyes and I'm like " I put the crown on."