@thedarkness05 also fucking major was brought to mind

Payne

so im drinking with the dm one night and the she lets up that on our quest there is a fucking crystal we gotta dig outta the desert and find into a dead gods crown

and i hate this group so i devise a plan

@Hellhound6 go git me field knife lmaoo

i am dumping as many points into crafting as a I can,craft items to boost my other weak stats, by the the end of it all my shit is near 25

i mean i got earrings,necklakces,teeth caps. I look a giant fucking rat version of mr. t

i just wanted to be able to succeed in my destruction of the party

We take the gem to a dragonborne blacksmith and he's gonna cut it. I fucking intimidate him,saying im a better smith and i succeed,n he chickens the fuck out. I tell the party we'll save money doing so and if anyones pissed ill split some gold with them.

So i put the gems in the crown and since im the partys front man i'm gonna carry it since im stronk

get to dead god corpse in desert,everyone else is pretty fucking whipped from fighting sand wurms to get to this massive dead fucker.

the game is damn near over.

So some story bullshit happens. Everyones mad excited and im playing into it,and they go " Alright Thomatorr,lets put the crown on and finally destroy the Magus temple. " and as I retrieve from my bag. I look everyone in the eyes and I'm like " I put the crown on."

a collective REEEEE shout out and everyone pissed off and the DM makes me roll out the ass so that im not destroyed but I fucking make it because I'm decked out the ass in magic swag

I fucking turn into a giant bear god that breathes lightning and I immediately destroy everyone in my party except the elf dude that was on my side through a lot of that shit. I roll to give him lesser powers and turn dude into my herald. Then the DM has her gods [ all named after her cats btw] show up and together me n elf dude literally fucking committ genocide and I havent been asked back since. lol

L O O O O L

sorry for the TLDR but i really wanted some dnd experience but jfc i had to sit through so much bullshit

no man

that build up was PRIME

I'ma screen it tbh

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like they are good ppl,but hard to really enjoy something like that because everyone wanna be that special guy ya know ?

Turn that shit into a greentext and send it down the ricer chan

scratched names in case - but God DAMN that was Legendary

Yeah Thoms - I've known some shit players

thank u i was gonna ask if u could anon me on that but go ahead n share if u want

I have a hard time with the ones who don't know what they're doing but don't get it either. . . but the only time anyone ""fought"" at a game was due to a PC v PC interaction so

Yeah man c: thats how I wanna play a game like that. I felt like my DM wasnt that creative. If I'm going to sit at a table and have you feed me a story I want to be creative. You dont gotta like be a fucking Gygax on the shit but try something unique and dont save your players. There is actual fun in dying and making a new guy

Yeah - hang on

Literally though,dude had coins and would just get us the fuck out of places

80's metal kinda day boys

Whats your lineup?

Sabbath atm

Because I haven't bumped Judas Preist or Metalica in a hot minute

Metalica is up next

Fuck Judas sounds like an idea

Also. Know what I think of every time I see a younger dude listening to older metal/rock?

"We get it, you have a good relationship with your dad"

lol

Oof, that's almost one of my friends

Lol it be like that