Lol

I get paid to rob banks

That was supposed to be in quotes

That was just bad on my part

I get payed to make sure systems aren't vulnerable and every so often shoot guns off a boat

I just wanna get paid to build swords for the stormcloaks

Lol

It is. I walked out with like 10k worth of macbooks, after a guard caught me. I hit em with the whole "hey your company is doing an eval, you're the only person to catch me. let me get your name and I'll tell em you did your job good"

Lmao that's alot of macbooks

I waved to him as I was wheeling the cart out

Lmao

Absolute flex

I miss doing that, need another contract like that

But yeah, I can do CEPTED, target hardening, ect

Imma head back in lads

Talk to you kings later

later squib

That needs to be a role

Axis of autism

ok i need monopoly for violence for a reason

this is reason

Justified

You need what
Whats going on

I may be able to aid thee

I wanna go burn one in my neighborhood

Apparently there's quite a few imma have to burn here. Not because they're gay, but because they deserve it.

In uhhhhhhhh pacman

You mean Minecraft

I was gonna play later tonight

Ohhhh yeah. My bad
I just remember ghosts

We dressing as ghost

Im from the hood

The pointy one

Some guy walked into the post office today to mail an Xbox controller to a 15 year old girl he met online and wouldnt put a return address on the box

Thats pretty fuckin weird bud

Did I mention he was like 60

Like that ain’t right

Not at all. He be creepin hard. Somebody call chris hansen

That’s what I was like

I thought someone was gonna rip off a mask and tell him to have a seat