Tactical flip flops homie

real nam hours

*welcome to Appalachia mutha fucka INTENSIFIES*

*Gucci Gang intensifies*

If you see a smoking U.N. convoy with Wolverines painted on the sides, it wasn't me

@Hellhound6 >I speak for the trees

>they sound like Appalachian vietnamese

sure sure, and I'm totally not taunting red coat patrols with clinking bottles and chants of "Warriors, come out to playyy ayyy"

"You ain't from around here huh boy?"

Lmao

It be like that

Update the nice Chinese lady who doesn’t speak English is my bus buddy

She is teaching me small amount of mandarin via google translate

She’s is quiet, doesn’t smell and doesn’t know enough English to complain or care that I’m drinking heavily on the greyhound

@FloridaManBoohajideen jesus lol

Also win for freedom take a greyhound

I am carrying, on me and multiple in my suitcase (legally through free states (hi feds)) and didn’t even go through a metal detector

Apparently her family escaped after tiennamin sq

She’s funny af

Y’all wanna see something painful

I may just be an alcoholic (confirmed) but is that the giants milk dude from@GoT

Bus chronicles hour 2 1/2 I’m drunk and now can play mahjong

I love this particular Chinesey

noice

She’s my new bff sorry kings

hey thats cool. Maybe she hates commies as much as us

Well from what I gather she had a family member killed by the chiComs

So I’d say so

Shout out to google translate

gotta love tech

Teach her the way of the Boogalorians lmao

Where name is Wyn

So I played her the “all I do is win “ song by dj Khalid

And she added it to her Chinese playlist

she sounds great

Also the girl who was taking care of her on the last leg of her trip got off near where I got picked up

And she gave me her digits

Little blonde hippie chrick who asked if I would help her lmao

I may never fly again

So I’m even getting a little pussy out of the bus ride when I get back w00t nigger w00t