but for now ima take a shower, grab some alfredo sauce, and make sausage alfredo on penne

Lever gats are sex

Hey there good for killing injuns

you kill a foe with a lever action and you can forever feel like a badass

grug hear 'ooga boogaloo' by fellew tribesman

grug want see ooga boogaloo 2020

*Red Dead Retard*

+points if its old enough to not have a wooden forend

1860's style

me grug smart and brave, die for own cave freedom

the damn yankee rifle you could load on monday and shoot through sunday

wanna cyber?

wth

Sorry that was to Iran

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+points for using Kentucky windage on a moving target

why boogaloo when we're going to get fucking drafted

+ points for being in Kentucky

That's the reason to

Oh shit I thought I would have been summoned

im not baby im collecting VA dissability.....ill send yall care packages though

I ain't either

We have ... targeted 52 Iranian sites (representing the 52 American hostages taken by Iran many years ago)

lol wut

is that for real?

that is presidential level trolling

That's the Trump dimension

we have done fucked up shit to iran for a long time. they have a right to hate us and I dont hate them for hating us.

No fuck those camel jockeys

we shot down their passenger plane full of civies "whoopsies"

I don’t like them as people either

well i dont like them as people either

I don’t think we need to go over there I think we should just turn it into a giant glass parking lot

Time went forward without them

They fuck their cousins and stuff women in burqas and don't let them drive

Dubai seems to be doing pretty well I say we make it a parking lot for their sports cars

yeah we are grinding up our youth when we could be winning

ill be on in a bit kings

The only thing that could modernize Iran is anime tits

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I mean, provided they don't kill our people, leave em be