bet on the eagles

to win outright

I'm not much of a gambling man

@mcguyver123 charge your phone it’s giving me anxiety

owned

I be doin scratch off apps and I found one I like maybe I'll win someday

@breathegrease

200 is like bail in Vegas

Lmao

Do it bro then take the 200 credit and put it all on Baltimore to win next week

Cash out after that

I cashed out on the ho ass out 2018

I'm tryna buy some pussy

Dawg just okc or tinder it and find a nasty chick with the clap

I'm banned from tinder for no reason

I need a new number new device

Then use okcupid

I've been using Hily and Coffee meets Bagel ... Hily works the other one is a joke

I seen those ads on snapchat

I wanna smack a ho

Punch her in the uterus

Kill the child

Pregnant hoes all over okcupid

At least you dont gotta worry about knocking em up. However I did have one time where the next day the girl tried to convince me it was mine and that I'd been asleep for like 4 months lmao

Shit was funny af

you see ivan, you adjust balance with feet to gain ultimate accuracy

@Hellhound6 https:/www.nationalreview.com/news/marine-corps-authorizes-concealed-carry-on-bases-following-recent-shootings/

Any truth to this?

If so good

@Kaptain bonez nah son, for best accuracy you gotta blaance the rifle on ya homies D U M M Y T H I C C C A S S

Exactly that’s why @thedarkness05 is my scout sniper buddy

Ayyy

@FloridaManBoohajideen they tossed the idea around years ago

Mainly due to the fort hood ba

B.s.*

Then the recruiting station attack

Or the brass seeing literally any barracks party

Like i get it, but it's fucking stupid

Honestly it was probably some Lt that was king of the frat house, but then tried drinking with the boys and got absolutely bodied

That being said, my buddy carries a tomahawk...