probably works in iceland due to them not having many non whites

Probably works because iceland is a tiny nation full of nobodies as well

I just googled- 360,390 people

total

tbh its a lovely place to visit

Even Scotland has more people (5,500,000)

Yoyo

Icelander here

scotland probably has more junkies than iceland does population lol

Basically <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

nonnie and lollies

iirc

We rely on others to protect us. Thing is, we can't really defend ourselves so we choose someone else to do it for us because we would get stomped

hotdog stall across from the harpa

stunning little fish fod shack while walking up to CCP hq

Best we could do is guerilla warfare and be á pest, but that is **the** best we could do. Don't have the manpower like Vietnam did and does

"Iceland ranks first on the global peace index" as I said, an island of nobodies

NEver been in a real fight <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

We are a handy vassal state though

people say its expensive, but tbh for a similar price to london, its worth the flight

Just took most of Britains fish by suffering á few ship rammings and it was called á war

It is expensive. We are heavily taxed

Mostly what you get out of it is nature

Commodoties is kind of a rip off

i'll be honest, i cant wait to go back out there

During World War II, Iceland joined Denmark in asserting neutrality. After the German occupation of Denmark on 9 April 1940, the Althing replaced the King with a regent and declared that the Icelandic government would take control of its own defence and foreign affairs.[41] A month later, British armed forces conducted Operation Fork, the invasion and occupation of the country, violating Icelandic neutrality.[42] In 1941, the Government of Iceland invited the United States to take over its defence so that Britain could use its troops elsewhere.[41][clarification needed]

Stayed in the capital or travel around the country?

Literally got yoinked by us and liked it so much they wanted us to go fight others <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

i was there for 6 days so stayed pretty much in rek, done the circle tour and lagoon

Def go North. Very pretty

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars

Might hop in a longboat and steal a icelandic woman tbh <:shrug:349342983763656705>

the women are very welcoming

They are about to be very stolen

Lel, a famous strongman from our country once was visiting the UK. He was asked why there were so many beautiful women in Iceland. He answered "you see, we were Vikings. So we came to Britain and took all the beautiful women but left all the ugly ones behind"

Well all that says to me is we yoink them back

Have at them. Most of them are cunts anyways. While 8% of women in the UK identify as feminists iirc, you are getting a ton more from Iceland. Would do well to get rid of some of that toxicity

Tyrkjaránið should have been a lesson enough, but perhaps we need another one

you have tyranids?Dafuq

Tyrkjáránið translates to Turkish Raid. Back in the 16th century, some Allahu-Akbar pirates from Algeria raided our islets off the mainland, ravaged the population, killing 1/3 and enslaving 1/3.
We just called them Turks because they are basically all the same at the end of the day I guess

And even worse, there's a legend about them dumping Irishmen on Vestmannaeyjar