Worth a lot rn...

Also it helps if you live in a stable neighbourhood

Hahaha

Heh, as it is I'll probably die in a horrible plane crash actually..

As it usually does...

I do live in a good neighborhood.. but I'm seldom home.

@Laucivol
Do you suck at flying or you feel that you can't have enough
?

Oh, I travel a lot for work.

No offense, just being cynical - funsie

My PfP is where I was in 2018.

@Laucivol
Uh, bummer Durden my fren

Hehehe, there are odds that I *could* become Tyler Durden..

No

Delete

*Except* I'm too content with my life.

Wrong joke

Stahp

Nice

Not only condiments, right?

I integrated my Shadow a long time ago.

Hahaha

Nice use of 'code'

So, I'm aware when it tries to split.

(Like it did last week.. >.>)

Power of the two realm

Note to self: tequila is pronounced to-kill-ya.

Hahaha

Hahaha

Also, calling my boss at 0100 Pacific when he's in Central time.. probably a bad choice.

Oof
Ooooweeeee

*Especially* after sending him some wordy texts about how he injured me despite my notable endurance... and including the phrase, "You owe me."

Ouch

Highly professional

IKR.. no insults there, though.

I was actually really professional in it, believe it or not. XD

Sure
Men say it, don't mean it

Women compliment, don't mean it

You'll get your money but without scene or drama... I get you

Do I?

Oh, I absolutely meant what I said there.

I just probably should've waited to a more reasonable (and less intoxicated) hour to express it more reasonably.