Hrm, on an aside, should I be concerned that I'm a stones throw away from the Pentagon right now?

Walks like a duck, talks like a du...

Do you own private and threatening information about powerful individuals in a little black book?

Did you press 'no'?

>.>

<.<

I'm an honest man - even to my detriment.

/nervously moves black fbi tie, was getting tight/

No, I keep that sort of thing locked away behind mental vaults in my head.

So no

Actually, I think I totally gave that vibe to the bartender when I got a glass of wine in the hotel...

You will have a boring death sorrounded with loving family members.

But Jeff...

That little...

Leather covered notebook...

Worth a lot rn...

Also it helps if you live in a stable neighbourhood

Hahaha

Heh, as it is I'll probably die in a horrible plane crash actually..

As it usually does...

I do live in a good neighborhood.. but I'm seldom home.

@Laucivol
Do you suck at flying or you feel that you can't have enough
?

Oh, I travel a lot for work.

No offense, just being cynical - funsie

My PfP is where I was in 2018.

@Laucivol
Uh, bummer Durden my fren

Hehehe, there are odds that I *could* become Tyler Durden..

No

Delete

*Except* I'm too content with my life.

Wrong joke

Stahp

Nice

Not only condiments, right?

I integrated my Shadow a long time ago.

Hahaha

Nice use of 'code'

So, I'm aware when it tries to split.

(Like it did last week.. >.>)

Power of the two realm