wat

lmao

jesus

ikr

we had this fucking

illegal alc

smuggled in from ukraine masquerading as something else i think

anyway

illegal alcohol?

it was strong as fuck

like

damn

you are supposed to only bring back 1 L from europe when you fly

shit, i brought back 20L

What is the shit

and it was half a litre of """""pure"""" ethanol for a dolla

then never stopped me; never gave them a reason

but even mixed with water it was making people psychotic

and next day everyone had *visuals*

BEST was when i took local ice cream to my gf in germany using dry ice

my fucking bag.... was SMOKING on the plane

people didn't say shit

just looked at me

Did boris actually say that

Yup, everyone was actually pretty surprised since the last crusade we had was a few hundred years ago

after a couple of months' bender with that shit we had dedicate police patrols in our lil neighbourhood at the very end of the city limits lol

I just had two fucktards enter my discord server, ping me a million times

yeeted the bastards

least I know my bot works now

lol, funny shit

I had one of them blocked already

for sending me nude photoshops of bush dubya

forget where I met them before

but I had

having a discord server is like having a house-party

mine is just about empty

me and the boy, and no other users. Mostly it's there to store my emojis and copypastas.

They sound pretty cool ngl

have enough of them, and you'll wind up with people tearin the place apert