no we cant

Thanks Granny <:tiptip:462282246695419934>

She gave me tree fiddy

Curse out these young cunts like only you can, granny

i had this couple of months i would go get pissed in a new pub like every other night

they need some good old fashion ridicule and shame

i got banned in some 😛

Oh she calls girls sluts in the street and voted chadkip

NIOC

and decided that this city is fucking gaeeeeee AF

i knew a guy that everytime he drank too much and someone pissed him off, he'd SHIT on the hood of their car

went out in birmingham once and it was uhhh at least they played heavier music a lot hehe

then not remember the next day

funny as FUCK

ahahaha

wat

lmao

jesus

ikr

we had this fucking

illegal alc

smuggled in from ukraine masquerading as something else i think

anyway

illegal alcohol?

it was strong as fuck

like

damn

you are supposed to only bring back 1 L from europe when you fly

shit, i brought back 20L

What is the shit

and it was half a litre of """""pure"""" ethanol for a dolla

then never stopped me; never gave them a reason

but even mixed with water it was making people psychotic

and next day everyone had *visuals*

BEST was when i took local ice cream to my gf in germany using dry ice

my fucking bag.... was SMOKING on the plane

people didn't say shit

just looked at me