Message from @TheChefOfDeath

Discord ID: 661116797487022100


2019-12-30 07:57:01 UTC  

Depends on where you're cut.

2019-12-30 07:57:36 UTC  

Where would any fatal cut be painless

2019-12-30 07:58:49 UTC  

Clean cuts to the brainstem oughta do it. Powerful one to the heart, too.

2019-12-30 07:58:51 UTC  

Meh I once near bled out without realizing :p

2019-12-30 07:58:56 UTC  

But then I was drunk

2019-12-30 07:58:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/661115997742432257/more_sam_hyde.png

2019-12-30 07:59:34 UTC  

REEEEEEEEEE - an ancient wise Chinese man 19bc

2019-12-30 07:59:42 UTC  

Based Sam

2019-12-30 07:59:50 UTC  

And if you're level of pain tolerance is high enough- as svarozhyc pointed out.. bleeding out can be painless, too.

2019-12-30 08:00:16 UTC  

id prefer to die by being obliterated by a truck or something

2019-12-30 08:00:30 UTC  

Also, I now have the MASH themesong stuck in my head.

2019-12-30 08:00:44 UTC  

a jet

2019-12-30 08:00:49 UTC  

lol, got an oldy out here

2019-12-30 08:00:53 UTC  

talking about MASH

2019-12-30 08:01:05 UTC  

i am 22 and i loved MASH as a kid

2019-12-30 08:01:18 UTC  

also ur mum gay

2019-12-30 08:01:31 UTC  

Mash is an old show, I only know about its coz me mum old

2019-12-30 08:01:50 UTC  

Likewise, TBH.

2019-12-30 08:01:58 UTC  

Doctor. Doctor.doctor. doctor. Doctor. Doctor... Doctor.

2019-12-30 08:02:06 UTC  

Though, I am in my mid 30s.

2019-12-30 08:02:07 UTC  

😦

2019-12-30 08:03:35 UTC  

I wish to die in my sleep without realising it 🙂

2019-12-30 08:04:25 UTC  

Or any complete instant destruction of my brain without knowing its about to happen

2019-12-30 08:05:02 UTC  

if you think about it, if death is like falling asleep and if reincarnation exists, you won't notice the time lapse between ur death and ur reincarnation

2019-12-30 08:05:14 UTC  

Knowing me I’ll be kidnapped by mudslimes and tortured to death though

2019-12-30 08:05:40 UTC  

nice

2019-12-30 08:05:58 UTC  

<:why:462286147473637407>

2019-12-30 08:06:31 UTC  

the trick is to get fucked up enough to lose a limb or something so u can replace it with a cybernetic

2019-12-30 08:06:42 UTC  

Or Sarah. That’d be okay though <:ahegao:462286952335671296>

2019-12-30 08:06:49 UTC  

TES

2019-12-30 08:06:51 UTC  

Yes

2019-12-30 08:07:02 UTC  

I'd rather die for one cause or another.. or surrounded by loved ones.

2019-12-30 08:07:02 UTC  

I unironically want a mechanical arm one day

2019-12-30 08:07:10 UTC  

Anyhow, time to pass out.

2019-12-30 08:07:12 UTC  

Ta!

2019-12-30 08:07:17 UTC  

Bye

2019-12-30 08:07:18 UTC  

reincarnation is a cringe concept

2019-12-30 08:07:46 UTC  

As soon as mechanical limbs are amazing and customisable I’m getting one

2019-12-30 08:07:55 UTC  

Vibrator fingers

2019-12-30 08:07:57 UTC  

<:ahegao:462286952335671296>

2019-12-30 08:07:58 UTC  

Dot ur cringe