THE BEST LAND ON EARTH <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

It’s like

what is so good about the uk you want to sully france with it

the only good part a france-uk would be is that it would mean neither country wasted centuries fighting each other

Yeah, let me explain to you how hard it is to HOLD lands so vast without being conquered yourself as a consequence of fuckin with people

A marriage between a couple that’s flirted for a thousand years

and they could spend it conquering the plebs surrounding them

More like hate sex

^^

But that’s the thing

It’ll feel so good

I'd do it just to fuck on the Germens though

Like imagine if France left the EU and created a Franco-British Union

@Samaritan™ the english king wanted to be the king of france so bad he started a century long war

there is a gay joke in there somewhere

Finally a solution to the Quebec question

Canadian* question

the uk has countries they like more than france

and france has countries they like more than england

Not really

They say it but do they mean it

englands oldest ally is portugal

the UK doesn't even 'like' their OWN country

they routinely conflict with the french over fishing rights

True England is still in an alliance with Portugal

Neither do the Germens or France ma

and their best colony canada routinely oppresses french people

precisely

Yes but we wouldn’t have a fishing conflict as one country

who would WANT euro-trash?

UNION OF SELF HATE

Also Quebec isn’t french

LOL

Don’t sully France like that

knew that was coming

They think they are

France says otherwise

Quebec is better than modern france lune

lets be honest here

says any Frenchman