They stopped in the 100 years war actually @Lucienne d'Anwyl for all official reasons
Imagine the French being good at anything aside from bitching
french remained the language of the royal court for a long time lune
Speaking English was a populist move
French be like
Salut
No it was intentionally removed during the war to gain support
@ManAnimal they were the second of all peoples to conquer europe
only when no one else WANTED it
TLDR though
no one else wanted the entirety of the european continent?
the best land on earth?
Just admit that France and the UK as one country would be great
Nobody else
eh
Just the two
THE BEST LAND ON EARTH <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>
It’s like
what is so good about the uk you want to sully france with it
the only good part a france-uk would be is that it would mean neither country wasted centuries fighting each other
Yeah, let me explain to you how hard it is to HOLD lands so vast without being conquered yourself as a consequence of fuckin with people
A marriage between a couple that’s flirted for a thousand years
and they could spend it conquering the plebs surrounding them
More like hate sex
^^
But that’s the thing
It’ll feel so good
I'd do it just to fuck on the Germens though
Like imagine if France left the EU and created a Franco-British Union
@Samaritan™ the english king wanted to be the king of france so bad he started a century long war
there is a gay joke in there somewhere
Finally a solution to the Quebec question
Canadian* question
the uk has countries they like more than france
and france has countries they like more than england
Not really
They say it but do they mean it
englands oldest ally is portugal
the UK doesn't even 'like' their OWN country
they routinely conflict with the french over fishing rights
