How do we know it was an attack if it never happend?

Just yesterday, I stopped a mad man from taking over the world

saved the entire planet

yay me

Can I get some of that anti-terrorist funding now?

I'd have taken the dog home or away for awhile

Yesterday I stopped 30 rapes

Let her stupidity sink in alittle

THEN take the dog back

I saw 30 woman and didn’t rape any

Good for you!

Is there any funding for preventing rape you qualify for?

Hopefully

Start a go fund me

gustavus

you are hero

I think you missed the joke, MrDrk

@ManAnimal nope

@baiyn thank you I know

I’ll try to stop more today

i think we build statue in your honor

you must stop more of them

yes

@ManAnimal people start go fund me for all sorts of dumb reasons

but if you don't commit some

the whole POINT was that those terror attacks didn't happen and the police could have very welll just be justifying their jobs

then we don't know if you are truly stopping them or not

and well, it's the culture, after all

he made the parallel of not raping people just like police 'prevented terrorists'

so the joke is that he should also be entitled to funding

Right and police still make money not doing anything

police, by their presence, perform a service

a go-fund me kinda defeats the point and the punch-line

autism. Anti-terrorist activitivies. Homeland security. Not police

yes, police perform a function just by being there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWHfW0yvJ1U

homeland security is redundant and a waste of money

You should look up the 10 most crazy go fund me ever created

I can beleive it

Perhaps I would have more money if I didn't have this thing called PRIDE