You guys help me so hard

<:vvCry:580596749408796684> Everyone deserves love.

You're like a psychologist

Write paper. Become doctor

whats wrong cachalot

tell us fren <:comfort:592107824826417204>

You are all wrong

With the loli furry shit

If governments cared so much about people driving while using their phones, why don't they make it law to prevent phones from working inside cars?

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blegh nuke that shit

You can buy netting which prevents radio waves from passing through it

Laws don’t work that way

I'm thinking about joining the military at almost 30

They want yunguns tho

@cachalot you'd only serve 5 years

35 is max age to go on patrol

The ratchets need defeat

For the UK

Us

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I identify as a colonel, you must treat me as such or you're transphobic!

can i call you colonel sanders?

*instant promotion*

No

i identify you as colonel sanders

Colonel McDonalds

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Food please

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i'll give you food

if you do a dance

Colonel Pepsi

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqSG4Mk7pO8

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