What not happened

Because *breathing*

Someone’s pretending to be me breathing now

crappy mic, your own fault

No Brexit Seats <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898> <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Just ordered myself a knockoff MAGA hat for Trump 2020. 2 bucks is tolerable.

I already have two MAGA hats (red and black) but now I'll get a camo one too.

the fuck do you need more than one hat of a single brand for

Like I said, red, black and camo.

You know that breathing shit could have been a lot more catastrophic for me than it was.

Also Make America Great Again and Trump 2020 Keep America Great are two different things.

MIGA

ah, k, didn't catch that

Make India Great Again?

Yes, India

Again?

Oh. It could have been Italy or Indonesia as well.

But I got lucky.

Not India great again

The question of "again" still stands

If the I in AIPAC stood for India, there'd be a lot more concern for how many people in congress have the exclusive mission to fund a foreign state by any means necessary

FiFo isn't Fifa misspelled

Nominally Integrate Generous Gentlemen Ere Rapture

*Ragnarok

BOB SEMPLE II

Kek.

The tesla cybertruck lookin good

and if for some reason someone here doesn't know what a Bob Semple Tank is...

wouldn't the bullets be deflected... INTO the tank?

What did I do?

Google Project Thor

Google 'project Thor'

Google project: Thor

Google:

PROJEKKTOR!!

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Double-checking that people can’t hear me violently masturbate

I did it jack