Message from @Peri The Platypus

Discord ID: 654813659029307413


2019-12-12 22:30:30 UTC  

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Well I’m a meme now

if a shortlived one

2019-12-12 22:32:48 UTC  

Why

2019-12-12 22:32:53 UTC  

What not happened

Because *breathing*

Someone’s pretending to be me breathing now

2019-12-12 22:33:42 UTC  

crappy mic, your own fault

2019-12-12 22:33:49 UTC  

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2019-12-12 22:33:57 UTC  

No Brexit Seats <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898> <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-12-12 22:33:58 UTC  

Just ordered myself a knockoff MAGA hat for Trump 2020. 2 bucks is tolerable.

2019-12-12 22:34:00 UTC  

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2019-12-12 22:34:15 UTC  

I already have two MAGA hats (red and black) but now I'll get a camo one too.

2019-12-12 22:34:38 UTC  

the fuck do you need more than one hat of a single brand for

2019-12-12 22:34:57 UTC  

Like I said, red, black and camo.

You know that breathing shit could have been a lot more catastrophic for me than it was.

2019-12-12 22:35:15 UTC  

Also Make America Great Again and Trump 2020 Keep America Great are two different things.

2019-12-12 22:35:22 UTC  

MIGA

2019-12-12 22:35:33 UTC  

ah, k, didn't catch that

2019-12-12 22:35:35 UTC  

Make India Great Again?

2019-12-12 22:35:42 UTC  

Yes, India

2019-12-12 22:35:51 UTC  

Again?

2019-12-12 22:35:56 UTC  

Oh. It could have been Italy or Indonesia as well.

2019-12-12 22:36:00 UTC  

But I got lucky.

2019-12-12 22:36:10 UTC  

Not India great again

2019-12-12 22:36:15 UTC  

The question of "again" still stands

2019-12-12 22:36:31 UTC  

If the I in AIPAC stood for India, there'd be a lot more concern for how many people in congress have the exclusive mission to fund a foreign state by any means necessary

2019-12-12 22:37:46 UTC  

FiFo isn't Fifa misspelled

2019-12-12 22:37:55 UTC  

Nominally Integrate Generous Gentlemen Ere Rapture

2019-12-12 22:39:07 UTC  

*Ragnarok

2019-12-12 22:40:30 UTC  

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2019-12-12 22:45:44 UTC  

BOB SEMPLE II

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2019-12-12 22:46:00 UTC  

Kek.

2019-12-12 22:46:44 UTC  

The tesla cybertruck lookin good

2019-12-12 22:47:42 UTC  

and if for some reason someone here doesn't know what a Bob Semple Tank is...

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2019-12-12 22:48:22 UTC  

wouldn't the bullets be deflected... INTO the tank?

2019-12-12 22:48:33 UTC  

What did I do?

2019-12-12 22:51:37 UTC  

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2019-12-12 22:52:10 UTC  

Google Project Thor

2019-12-12 22:54:54 UTC  

Google 'project Thor'

Google project: Thor

Google:

PROJEKKTOR!!

2019-12-12 22:55:22 UTC  

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