And little sister, still bereft of oranges, goes to get parents

Nono, clean sock

Thats why i went to the laundry room

I didnt go digging in a hamper

Did she get her organgers

Thought you were using the sock for a wank 😂

cum sock to seal the wound

Lol!

No

No little swimmers in the hand-pussy

oof

Real talk i was a shower wanker when i was a youth, never did the sock thing

Leave it to 4chan to test if cum seals the wound

yea

So ive got a sock tied around my hand

Can we actually have some memes guys? There must be some more salt going around

My dad rushes down

I'd link that thread, but it's NSFW on more levels than one

And of course he unties the sock

So im looking at the hole

And i just fuckin

Tilt into the table

I dont pass out, i just

one meme, as requested

Almost slam my face into the table

Redistribute the memes

what the fuck

So i got bandaged up

And it took a few weeks to heal

And thats my story

Somehow i managed to not slice anything important that i know of

You uh, you got this one chief?

But i have an entry and exit scar around my thumn

I once was using demel with a mill bit frehand, and it walked right into my thumb

Oof

Your thumb ok?

The milling bit was stuck in a bone, so I had to use pliers to remove it