Message from @Blaster Master

Discord ID: 657465238077177857


2019-12-20 06:07:33 UTC  

like, "firmly grasped" is one of my favorite things to write in my smut

2019-12-20 06:07:34 UTC  

Furious fireflies materialize against the cavern walls and sunder the earth into dust. Come, little insects, and see the web **we've** woven!

2019-12-20 06:07:47 UTC  

Cringe

2019-12-20 06:08:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657464249211420684/hqdefault.jpg

2019-12-20 06:08:27 UTC  

oh sure, he can react on my post but I can't return the compliment, fuckin great

2019-12-20 06:08:41 UTC  

?

2019-12-20 06:09:13 UTC  

I can't react on your posts, its blocked or sonething

2019-12-20 06:09:29 UTC  

It shouldn't be 🤔

2019-12-20 06:09:36 UTC  
2019-12-20 06:09:42 UTC  

what's up?

2019-12-20 06:09:49 UTC  

Black leather smoke coils up my nostrils tingling with death's surprise. Human remnants cling to my clothing like bloody briars as I continue to wade, hip deep in flesh, bone and viscera

2019-12-20 06:09:58 UTC  

huh.... it qas literally blocked a monute ago

2019-12-20 06:10:08 UTC  

oh well, fixed I guess

2019-12-20 06:10:11 UTC  

🤷

2019-12-20 06:10:43 UTC  

Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets

2019-12-20 06:11:25 UTC  

wasn't the original translation something like "blessed are those who have swords & keep them sheathed until it's time to use them" or something?

2019-12-20 06:12:00 UTC  

"Without giving away any spoilers, there is a scene in the final Skywalker Saga film where two unnamed female Resistance soldiers quickly embrace and kiss."
my boy poe cucked **YET AGAIN** he cant even get that big. throbbing. BBC

2019-12-20 06:12:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657465225469231104/Screenshot_2019-12-20-01-07-312.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657465225469231105/Screenshot_2019-12-20-01-10-053.png

2019-12-20 06:12:07 UTC  

The demons are real and they are here. Fate has delivered me into their midst and given me the oppurtunity to save my species from thousands of year of dominion

2019-12-20 06:12:56 UTC  

By fucking your way through a bunch of hot female and female (male) demons?

2019-12-20 06:13:15 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck read the text messages

2019-12-20 06:13:20 UTC  

I did

2019-12-20 06:13:33 UTC  

demons are meant to torment you so they most likely have no holes to fug

2019-12-20 06:13:40 UTC  

satan be a meanie like that

2019-12-20 06:13:44 UTC  

demon babes might be good fucks

2019-12-20 06:13:47 UTC  

@Ayylmao Nonsense. Demons are supposed to represent the depravity of man

2019-12-20 06:13:55 UTC  

ofc they have holes

2019-12-20 06:14:03 UTC  

horns to grab onto during fellatio and vaginal temperatures above safe limits

2019-12-20 06:14:09 UTC  

Nearing the edge of the abyss at this seaside port. The revolting fish odor is inviting. Time to clense these wretched docks and drown my enemies in an angry red sea of my own biblical proportions!

2019-12-20 06:14:44 UTC  

Really no one is gonna comment how my friend is sperging over me not liking Rise of The Skywalker

2019-12-20 06:14:54 UTC  

The word she's looking for is "hypocritically"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657465930179149824/fingers_in_my_ears.png

2019-12-20 06:15:05 UTC  

sounds more like he's sperging that you commented on him liking it

2019-12-20 06:15:16 UTC  
2019-12-20 06:15:37 UTC  

A glorious symphony of slaughter! 76 tromboners lead the death parade

2019-12-20 06:15:37 UTC  

@JokerfaicI told him not to waste his money, he went to see it anyway and messaged me

2019-12-20 06:15:50 UTC  

@Ayylmao iirc that test was bullshit

2019-12-20 06:16:07 UTC  

he's trying to make himself feel better about that $15 down the drain

2019-12-20 06:16:10 UTC  

.... I can literally see where the video cuts

2019-12-20 06:16:25 UTC  

Western Swords are always better than eastern swords