Man, hiring hookers when you've got a perfectly good daughter right there.

@juryrigging can you really get banned for threatening to shove a glass vase into someone's asshole?

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Did you lube up first?

one man

one vase

Fuck no, it's not a kink, it's a threat <:smugon:512048583806025739>

@Uksio LMFAO

ABSOLUTE LEGEND

He somehow survived

I actually based that copy past on that video alone

That's what is impressive

XDDDD

The fucking POP

And he just starts SHITTING IT OUT

fucking amazing

edgy

Yeah I think it was a part of the pain olympics

the thing people did

basically just mutilating themselves

early 2000's internet really was a wild place <:smugon:512048583806025739>

If Discord sees it and they are in the mood to take it seriously we might be in trouble. But I dunno. I'm not inclined to take non-serious threats seriously thouugh.

he also shoved a screwdriver up his peehole and then pissed blood
degen of the highest order

it is odd to see that juxtaposed to people who get a little splinter and die

@juryrigging Official discord staff are the most degenerate people on earth, I bet they'd just get an erection

yeah lmao

I was on the website that had no restrictions on such things, so I happened to follow the shenanigans of that dude as he was doing them

fucking wild west of the internet

Remember that one site that was basically the edgiest shit on earth?

It was like the site that supported free speech

There were quite a few

All dead now except the more tame ones

And fought for it's rights

By posting gore porn

I think it was something along "sin" or "hell" or something

Ah yes that one

Can't remember the name

Yeah they got into trouble because they posted some columbine shit and then linked a trenchcoat making company at the bottom

with the caption "who to sue"

Was not a good look for them that every n-th video betwixt actors pretending to be murdered were real

That shit does not fly well