also never heard of women growing hair in their donut

@Jokerfaic women do infact grow hair on their buttholes

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 I mean, condoms

Usually we get laser to remove everything.

So, no hair at all.

smooth is best

Can't even grow, or if it does, it's super super light and easy to maintain.

Ok I'm talking naturally

We're not natural.

then you deserve whatever happens next

Not having to wax everything is a fucking dream

well, so long as it won't make the damn thing bleed, I'll settle for wax

laser sounds expensive as fuck

Did you know that foreskins can tear during sex?
Imagine having anal sex and the dick tears, you're gonna get an infected dick

kinda is, but kinda worth it.

Foreskins do not tear and I can attest to that.

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 you'll also get an infected dick if you fuck a pussy

They do

that's a myth.

actually

Literally a myth.

well considering I don't get to enjoy a foreskin either way, cry more

oral is the most dangerous sex

since there are more bacteria in the mouth

especially dangerous ones

No there's a condition which can occur when a the skin attaching to foreskin to the bell end tears during rough sex

That's if your girl tight and dry as fuck

Usually it requires stitches depending on severity

Or your skin is tight

Any kind of lube avoids that.

Not any kind

And you naturally stretch your foreskin over time with fuckin jacking off.

*don't use shampoo*

Do you EVEN have foreskin you arsewipe?

mayo lube

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun well I'm catholic so yeah

Oh you're fecking catholic