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I was just gonna write a PSA on proper ass scrubbing technique

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Remember to wash yo butthole and your pee pee and behind the ears bucko

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58JqFkR8UYg

I'm sure Carl opens this discord once a day, guffaws in disgust and returns back to the heavens in fear

or the post modernists will steal your boi puccie!

you don't want the commies taking your boi puccie uwu

No wonder Carl doesn't post here

My friend had *the surgery*

So brave

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Don't you think he'll be a bit shellfish from now on though

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Kys

I've tried <:why:462286147473637407>

kiss your sister

I'll settle for cousin

My cousin is hot 🤔

You're son calls me daddy too

Most french women are hot

But also quite degen and hairy

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The forbidden fruit of France

>french women

>women

Don't eat the fuzzy peach

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He's a guy tho

fertilize a baby with hunk spunk

-Jordan Peterson, 2069

wise words of a wise man

4:20 pm I suppose?

yyes

On April 20th

The birthday of an hero

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i'll boil rainbow dash in my love juice

What's the matter little piss baby? Gonna shit and cum?