pussy terrifies me. Like what do you do with it

no white gravy

yes white gravy

you eat it, fuck it, make it shudder

the KFC's here in Texas do not carry white gravy, only brown

I don’t need to worry I KNOW people are going to join it

Bo never bitches at me. Chick Fil A treats me right.

if it isn't filled with literal shit idk what to do with it

Maybe MGTOWs have a point

then smash it

at least with chicken

Why are you a sodomite matro

because I like to disrespect god

Chik Flila spends millions each yr on research into electro-shock therapy for gays

if only it worked smh

shock the gay away

At least the chicken tastes good

Just letting you know now that Hell isn’t like Hazbin Hotel

I mean let's be real if you're zapped enough times you ain't having sex with nobody you're drooling in a chair

which....appeals to me

shock the gay away, just gimme my chicken

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@matroyshka giving or receiving?

Theres probably going to be a snap election in Germany in early 2020

well considering my dick is real small I only have one option at this point

They make extensions for that situation

germany is so smol yet so mighty

YEAH but I mean what's the point wouldn't you feel like a loser if you had to have a fake dick on top of your real dick just to do someboday

then again no stds

who the fuck even makes these

TBH I never thought I would become a creepy neckbeard who thinks about sex all day alone in his house and probably scares people on public transit but here I am

who even cares about cyprus that much @Ethreen42.

I singlehandedly manage to kill most chats I take part in

and I

'm proud of that

You are radioactive matro

yeah tbh I am

I'm catching up on twitter, I've been working on that 82' ford truck all day

that's a manly job omg

can I ask a question though why do people care about cars smh they're so boring

annoying job. the motor was locked up in it so I bought an 87' lincoln towncar to take the motor out of it, had to switch everything over and now I'm having an ignition problem