Message from @calman21

Discord ID: 650880199394590721


2019-12-02 02:04:03 UTC  

do you ever look at a dog and your mouth just waters

2019-12-02 02:04:11 UTC  

Ching Ching wants his dog ears mi low please get long chan to give Ching Ching his dog@ears

2019-12-02 02:04:12 UTC  

your dog can smell that you have cancer but doesnt have the heart to tell you

2019-12-02 02:04:28 UTC  

your dog can smell the pegging your wife did to you

2019-12-02 02:04:29 UTC  

Might just be a lab/shep mix

2019-12-02 02:04:31 UTC  

@matroyshka Yes, I have

2019-12-02 02:04:39 UTC  

I must be secret chinese

2019-12-02 02:04:40 UTC  

jokes on you

2019-12-02 02:04:43 UTC  

i dont have a wife

2019-12-02 02:04:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/650879991860428802/image0.png

2019-12-02 02:04:44 UTC  

forsure, she just looks strange and we don't know what exactly she was

2019-12-02 02:04:44 UTC  

oh shit my secret out

2019-12-02 02:04:46 UTC  

better run

2019-12-02 02:04:46 UTC  

Reminder

2019-12-02 02:04:53 UTC  

Pewdiepie based

2019-12-02 02:05:02 UTC  

that was just a random applebees waitress

2019-12-02 02:05:02 UTC  

I think he’s back on the good guy team

2019-12-02 02:05:24 UTC  

i told her to go in the house first then act like she was happy i came home from work

2019-12-02 02:05:30 UTC  

it looks...like....a dog

2019-12-02 02:05:32 UTC  

He can't help himself

2019-12-02 02:05:38 UTC  

BUT WHAT KIND OF DOG

2019-12-02 02:05:41 UTC  

it looka lika dog

2019-12-02 02:05:47 UTC  

boxer

2019-12-02 02:05:51 UTC  

it looks.....like....................

2019-12-02 02:05:52 UTC  

looks a little like a boxer

2019-12-02 02:05:52 UTC  

you know

2019-12-02 02:05:54 UTC  

a dog

2019-12-02 02:06:12 UTC  

boxers look like this

2019-12-02 02:06:19 UTC  

well, im glad that is settled

2019-12-02 02:06:35 UTC  

boxers are expensive dogs

2019-12-02 02:06:38 UTC  

you dont have one

2019-12-02 02:06:38 UTC  

if you think about it, we could breed humans like we do dogs

2019-12-02 02:06:41 UTC  

she is the result of a massive dog orgy

2019-12-02 02:06:42 UTC  

we did

2019-12-02 02:06:46 UTC  

we call them the NBA

2019-12-02 02:06:47 UTC  

if only we still did