under a year

nah

shes aight

not a lot of chill, though

she will follow you in the bathroom

omg my dog does that too

he will be sound asleep on the couch but the moment someone leaves the living room to go to the bathroom

she sleeps under the blankets in the bed

he opens that door

I can train your dogs for you. XD

she like just jumps on the bed, puts her nose under the blanket

and goes and curls up at my feet

but under the blanket

that's cute

why is this chat suddenly hole-some

because everyone just finished fapping to rapist barney

Welcome to athens

so everyone is experiencing post-nut clarity

I'm not

I'm just getting warmed up

you dont get post-nut clarity?

that must be nice

when I nut I take one look at my computer screen and I go wtf is wrong with me

thats post nut clarity

oh

the trick is to close the incognito tabs AS you are cumming

I never go incognito.

so you dont have to see them with sane eyes

always go incognito

I never go incognito, incognito is for pussies

its like turning towards the wall to beat off in prison

everyone still knows what you are up to

but its polite

your FBI handler will appreciate it

I stare at my fellow inmates right in the eye and I dare them all to fuck me

that's how I got aids

yeah but you also wear knee high socks in the shower

everyone knows what your game is

wait what does knee high socks mean

I've never heard that befre

before