so everyone is experiencing post-nut clarity

I'm not

I'm just getting warmed up

you dont get post-nut clarity?

that must be nice

when I nut I take one look at my computer screen and I go wtf is wrong with me

thats post nut clarity

oh

the trick is to close the incognito tabs AS you are cumming

I never go incognito.

so you dont have to see them with sane eyes

always go incognito

I never go incognito, incognito is for pussies

its like turning towards the wall to beat off in prison

everyone still knows what you are up to

but its polite

your FBI handler will appreciate it

I stare at my fellow inmates right in the eye and I dare them all to fuck me

that's how I got aids

yeah but you also wear knee high socks in the shower

everyone knows what your game is

wait what does knee high socks mean

I've never heard that befre

before

i mean i just made it up

oh rofl

but it sounds like a real thing, doesnt it?

yeah it does, like some kind of prison code

which means...if you try it, I'll rape you right back

i once got an 82 in a philosophy class i never read the material for

just with brazen bullshitting

good for you

matro grabs his ankles

the trick is words like

"social contract"

oh yes DADDY

uhg

post modern social constructs such as these

im really regretting the 4 meatball subs i ate right before bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrGPeoUYHvw

the four m e a t b a l l