Like butter

Muscles are soft

I like butter

Especially on toast

Well I am warm... That's about it XD

Problem is I'm a bit "intense" for the gals I've been with so far.. and it's not a trait I dislike.

If you aren't warm you're probably dead

women are soft automatically

Toned women are attractive; sedentary women aren’t

they have a layer of fat under their skin

is anyone else here phat

makes them better than men at endurance

@matroyshka I'm underweight

@Sarahdale sunglasses, mask, tanning

Certain types of endurance. @A Big Gay Baby

you can also die your hair or wear flashy clothes

Being skinny has its perks though

but i mean thats only if youre ugly

Not like running endurance, though.

100 mile run endurance@Laucivol

if youre just homeley you dont really need to worry

I've thought about being a creature actor and being a skinny freak is good

just wear cuter clothes

and try to take advantage of what you do have

Well, not at speed.

@Lucienne d'Anwyl 🤔 yeah a mask and sunglasses are good.

I am most definitely not going to dye my hairs for political reasons

I know how to crawl around on the floor like a sleep paralysis demon

endurance, not speed

And certainly not 3 mile running endurance.

nothing wrong with hair dye

the fat helps with endurance to make sure they are the last to die

evolution

if you dont want to be associated with sjws simply use a natural colour

red is pretty attention grabbing

@A Big Gay Baby the fat are the first to be eaten

Smiling is also good. Happy women are very attractive. :3

ew

ginger

and can still appear natural

That's less running, and more walking.

Except when you a trap.

I suppose natural colors are ok