Message from @Jack of Trades

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2019-12-03 02:46:31 UTC  

@matroyshka The US.....

2019-12-03 02:46:39 UTC  

On a rando note.

2019-12-03 02:46:45 UTC  

@Jack of Trades rofl no assuming it's not the guys you want.

2019-12-03 02:47:00 UTC  

personally I'm partial to the russians taking over because at least they're white.................................

2019-12-03 02:47:07 UTC  

and I mean that in the most non racist way

2019-12-03 02:47:34 UTC  

@matroyshka Also you're a Russian

2019-12-03 02:47:39 UTC  

@Ralin Storm You got that wrong - it's "Do not fuck with me, Satan."

2019-12-03 02:47:55 UTC  

she doesn't actually say satan on that line

2019-12-03 02:48:04 UTC  

@Jack of Trades no i'm NOT I'M CANADIAn I just have a mysterious james bond russian name

2019-12-03 02:48:08 UTC  

Uh huh

2019-12-03 02:48:14 UTC  

Russian pussy is okay too

2019-12-03 02:48:20 UTC  

Donald Trump agrees

2019-12-03 02:48:22 UTC  

well come on and get it 🙂

2019-12-03 02:48:22 UTC  

"satan made me tea hahahaha"

2019-12-03 02:48:27 UTC  

pussy is pussy

2019-12-03 02:48:33 UTC  

@matroyshka I've got a house and land to worry about, you come to me

2019-12-03 02:48:33 UTC  

this chick is a female version of myself

2019-12-03 02:48:36 UTC  

a hole is a hole in the dark

2019-12-03 02:48:43 UTC  

That's how it works.

2019-12-03 02:48:57 UTC  

@Jack of Trades you have no idea how much I actually would

2019-12-03 02:49:06 UTC  

You're playing with fire/ a potential stalker

2019-12-03 02:49:18 UTC  

@matroyshka You seem insanely thirsty. How fat are you?

2019-12-03 02:49:22 UTC  

220

2019-12-03 02:49:23 UTC  

Or are you memeing?

2019-12-03 02:49:23 UTC  

Actually loved my old man's thoughts on his longevity, "God's not ready for me yet, and the devil wouldn't know what to do with me."

2019-12-03 02:49:31 UTC  

@matroyshka You're a guy right?

2019-12-03 02:49:35 UTC  

I'm memeing unless if you take me up on it

2019-12-03 02:49:46 UTC  

yes I'm 100% male

2019-12-03 02:49:51 UTC  

damn whoever made this video is a genius

2019-12-03 02:49:52 UTC  

well like 95%

2019-12-03 02:50:01 UTC  

they even have Archer dropping hints that he knows more than he's saying

2019-12-03 02:50:23 UTC  

kek

2019-12-03 02:50:23 UTC  

Well, if you wanna be *technically* accurate... @matroyshka

2019-12-03 02:51:25 UTC  

I yearn to be the kind of housewife that like...makes jam and takes care of the house and you go out and earn a living and be manly *sigh*

2019-12-03 02:51:28 UTC  

And how are you defining that percentage? Like what determines x percentage male or female?

2019-12-03 02:51:46 UTC  

@matroyshka Unfortunately for you, I've already got a QT Trap waifu

2019-12-03 02:52:00 UTC  

Well the lisp takes me down about 3 points, and the dick size takes me down another 2

2019-12-03 02:52:03 UTC  

so 95%

2019-12-03 02:52:09 UTC  

sargon walked so we could run