oh my

ohhh myyyyyyyyyyyyy the story deeeeeepens

I'm assuming you were the top in this situation

THE LACK OF RESPONSE MAKES ME THINK YOU WERE THE BOTTOM

oh damn

RL takes priority- fella next to me just returned from the restroom.

oh fuck

tell me everything

So I had to permit his passage (that'd be a jerky move to not move) xD

Well, I went into a sex shop..

omg

what happens next

(As I had my girlfriend at the time flying in the next day.)

Honestly, it's mostly broken shadows considering the importance of the adjacent stories..

I recall the fella asking about if I'd be interested in that sorta thing.. I specified the boundaries.. we played a bit (and the boundaries were respected by both) ... and we cuddled 'til the morning. The honest truth, I was in the small spoon aspect, and I *really* didn't like that.

Well that's why BITCH

you need to experience a bottom like me who will let you cooom inside

I then went and met up with my girlfriend and fucked the shit out of her so..

did she ever know

Nah.

OMG

Didn't needta.

Later on, when I was on a training op with the Marines, she ghosted out with a dear john letter left on my keyboard.

oh lame

Basically citing the "too intense" thing.

you seem like you need a warm bum in the dark

to keep you company

No, I'd prefer an actual pussy, but I also am enjoying my adventures.

I'll take an arrow in the knee.. eventually.

We have lost a hero to our glorious and noble cause, 😢 but does this foreshadow our defeat? No. 😩 It is a new beginning. ❓ Compared to Earth Federation the military resources of Zeon is less than one thirtieth of theirs. Despite this major difference, how is it that we have been able to fight the fight for so long? 🤷‍♂️ It is because our goal in this war is a righteous one. 👏 It’s been over fifty years since the elite of the Federation, consumed by greed began a war against our blessed empire! 👏 Never forget the times when the Federation has trampled us! 💢 We, the blessed children of God almighty, 👼 have had a long and arduous struggle to achieve glory for our great nation. 👏 Our fight is sacred, 👏 our cause divine. The war is at a stalemate. 😩 Perhaps many of you have become complacent.

The Federation has polluted our most cherished systems for merely the sake of their own greed! 😫 We must send them a message, but not composed of words. We have wasted too much time with words. 😠 We need action now. The Earth elite must be taught a strong lesson for their evil corruption. 🌎 This is only the beginning of our war. We have been putting more and more money into our efforts towards making our military stronger than ever. 💰 The Federation has done the same. 🤑

Many of your fathers and brothers have perished valiantly in the face of a contemptible enemy. We must never forget what the Federation has done to our people! These Brave men have shown us these virtues through their own valiant sacrifice. By focusing our anger and sorrow, we are finally in a position where victory is within our grasp, and once again, our most cherished nation will flourish. 🖐️ Victory is the greatest tribute we can pay those who sacrifice their lives for us! 😢 👏 Rise, our people, Rise! 😪 Take your sorrow, 😿 and turn it into anger! 😠 Zeon thirsts for the strength of its people! 👏 SIEG ZEON! 🍆 💦 👏 ✊

*enjoying your adventures*

aka chlamydia

@(JUMP) 璟熙帝

@⚜ 𝓐𝔀𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮_𝓐𝓾𝓽𝓸𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓽 ⚜ It may be copypasta, but I approve of this message.

Sieg Zeon

@matroyshka Nah, I'm clean.

you keep giving me mixed messages. You're straight...but you had a GAY EXPERIENCE AS THE BOTTOM, you're only into pussy but *you're enjoying your adventures*

Sieg Zeon

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